ChipThaMac

First off, this first video shows you how to feed your cat effectivly.  Pay close attention so that your cat too, will have as much win as this cat.

This next video, is some racist preacher, in some racist town, in some racist convention, somewhere.  Nah, I don’t really think he’s THAT racist, just a little dumb.  White people clap on 1 and 3 and black people on 2 and 4?  ORLY?  WTF!  Because that makes a big difference.  I think he’s onto us, white people are racist against even numbers.

Here are some wierd letter rearrangements you may or may have not seen around the internet.

• George Bush – rearrange the letters – He bugs Gore.
• Dormitory – rearrange the letters – Dirty Room.
• Evangelist – rearrange the letters – Evil’s Agent.
• Desperation – rearrange the letters – A Rope Ends It.
• The Morse Code – rearrange the letters – Here Come Dots.
• Slot Machines – rearrange the letters – Cash Lost In ‘Em.
• Animosity – rearrange the letters – Is No Amity.
• Mother-in-law – rearrange the letters – Woman Hitler.
• Snooze Alarms – rearrange the letters – Alas! No More Z’s.
• A Decimal Point – rearrange the letters – I’m A Dot In Place
• Eleven plus two – rearrange the letters – Twelve plus one.

And finally, if you are still bored, here are 99 videos you should have seen already.

-peace and nachos

Proof that Men Have Better Friends…

Friendship among Women:
A woman didn’t come home one night.
The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house.
The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men:
A man didn’t come home one night.
The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house.
The woman called her husband’s 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.